Ramblings & the migration of the nose ...

I should get a dictaphone, actually I've been threatening to get one for years .. Why do I need one? Well because I get all these amazing thoughts and turns of phrase in the wee hours of the night but then I am so tired and body heavy that I can't get out of bed and don't write them down and in the light of day I sound so bland and pretentious ... In one word - it sucks. Oh and of course I don't see little Mart being happy with lights going on and the scratching of the pen in the night
Why is it actually that the good ideas and the bright thoughts come in the dark, when sitting on the toilet or in the middle of a meeting?? Is it cruel fate or just stupid coincendence .. I don't know what I do know is that its annoying beyond reason.

Now onto part two of my title - the migration of the nose.. this is a funny occurrence indeed. WHY does this happen .. I know the medical reasoning for this and I realise what with hormones and excess fluids in the pregnant female body its rather commonplace but my heavens .. my nose is large!! Actually my whole face has become puffy so it looks okay-ish ... kinda! I wonder if my nose will return to normal proportions after the birth of our beloved (already) boy? What if it doesn't .. hell that doesn't bear thinking about!!
And its not only the nose that causes me some consternation - I have also aquired some sausage fingers and my ankles have also moved off leaving my feet to connect directly with my leg hahaha my midwife says to eat white vegetables as this helps with water retention - can you all just see me nibbling on cauliflower as a midday snack when all I want is nougat!!